guess what chicken butt

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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How old are you? 20

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Your time.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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women playing football?

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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