why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Are you Drew?

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Women have the right to vote.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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68 :)

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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