What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What is 2+2? 4!

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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