Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Hearpin my durp

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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