- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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