When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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womens rights

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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women outside of the kitchen

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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