Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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women outside of the kitchen

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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