- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

can't wait until the baby boomers die

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Like if you like big tits.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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