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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

knock knock!! kanye west

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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