- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

verry nice how mUCH?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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