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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff