Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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