- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

The weels on the bus go...flat

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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