What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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