- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

I'm off to my tank guys!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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