A jew go out of a bar

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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i cant think of one.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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