- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

guess what chicken butt

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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