Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wats a joke?

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Wade's the father

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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