- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

A baby seal walks into a club...

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

A seal walks into a club.

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