- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

I'm gay. No homo.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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