We didnt star the fire ...........

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why did I get raped

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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