How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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wnba

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Spinabifita

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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womens rights

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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