- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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