shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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I'm a like whore

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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ballsack

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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hello

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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