How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Are you a human?

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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