What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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