- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Video Games

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

The Economy

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Anti Joke

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