"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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The Economy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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So dont touch it

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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