Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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