- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did the clock say? The time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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