3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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