- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Black people. They are so kind.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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