- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

KKK

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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