- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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