Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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