- Anti Joke

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

I lost my tractor.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.