knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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