What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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