- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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