Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Your mom

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you

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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