How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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