- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Where's my tractor?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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