Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Kah-________-

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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no

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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