- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

The penn state football administration

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Canada

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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