Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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hello

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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hey bill!

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Anti Joke

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