- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Womens rights.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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