A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Womens rights.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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