What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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I'm a like whore

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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poop

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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since when?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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hey bill!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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