Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Thanks

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Blarg

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