What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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obama leadership

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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