Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Women.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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