How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

obama leadership

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Kelly Clarkson

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Mmmmmmmmbutch

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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