What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Garry Glitters on here

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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fack me!

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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