A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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