Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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