The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Enchilada

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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hi

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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nine...eleven

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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