how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What's up? A direction...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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