- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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