What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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The horse said "nay."

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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You just won the game...

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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