- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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