whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Which one is hardest?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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