What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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