- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Halo < COD

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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