- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

haha, you're an orphan

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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