What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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