- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

a man walks into horse bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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