- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

your a towel.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Women

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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