Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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