There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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