- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

haha, you're an orphan

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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