- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Hippopatomous!

osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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