- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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