What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Video Games

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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The penn state football administration

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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You just won the game...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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your a towel.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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