- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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