- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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