Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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69, hahaha

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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