Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Hey Caleb.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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JEWS

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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