Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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No it isn't.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Woman's rights

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Hippopatomous!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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