What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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