Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Who has downs this joke

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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