What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Anti Joke

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