I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Canada

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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69

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Woman's Rights.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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