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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

space is fun

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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