what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Where is my tractor?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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