An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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