Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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The penn state football administration

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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You just won the game...

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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