what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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