- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

I lost my tractor.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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