- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Good.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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