- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Men's rights.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

what happened to your gran you tell me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??