What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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