What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

I am really good at math debating

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

The Bible

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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