- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Society.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Smart Blondes

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Dick spice

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What's dead? Your mum.

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