A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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