A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Romney 2012

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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