- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Dick spice

Gadaffi

my mom raped yerr foot

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A fat boy walked into a party

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A jew go out of a bar

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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