What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Anti Joke

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