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Your mom

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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