- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

what's red and blue? your heart

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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