A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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