Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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