A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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