- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What did the man with cancer do? Die

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

My butt!!!!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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