roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

No it isn't.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Civil Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Enchilada

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Women's Rights

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

nine...eleven

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